Okay, so, I have a drinking problem

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 05/27/2017 at 18:12 • Filed to: None

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Specifically, my index finger is stuck in this wine bottle. I think I’m going to have to break it to free myself.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/27/2017 at 18:15

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This is like the workd’s shittiest Chinese finger prison because knowing that my wine is trapped means that I can’t relax enough to pull my finger out.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/27/2017 at 18:20

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More importantly..is it good wine or bad?

Honeybunchesofgoats > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/27/2017 at 18:24

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It’s my go to cheap red wine. It’s not the end of the world if I have to break the bottle, but at $12, I’ll still be sad. I’m cheap and alcoholic enough that I’ll have to have a good long think about whether ingesting glass shreds is worth pouring the rest into a glass.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/27/2017 at 18:33

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Coffee filter.

Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/27/2017 at 18:33

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It does beg the question, ‘why is your finger is in the neck of the wine bottle?’.

EDITED: Incorrectly said thumb.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Svend 05/27/2017 at 18:34

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I was going in the house, so I picked up my glass and then picked up the bottle with my index finger. It usually works fine with beer bottles, but something went wrong here.

Honeybunchesofgoats > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 05/27/2017 at 18:35

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Brilliant.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Svend 05/27/2017 at 18:39

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By the way, that’s the index finger. My thumb is in the glass. I’m the sort of person who gets stuck in a wine bottle, so obviously I’m left handed.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/27/2017 at 18:42

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Drill a small hole in the bottle?

Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/27/2017 at 18:46

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Aaah, okay.

Rookie mistake.

I learned years ago to do it this way.

Though I bought one of my colleagues a Guzzle Buddy.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 05/27/2017 at 18:46

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I finally freed myself. I patiently twisted my finger and I eventually got it out. Now I’m thankfully back to drinking.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Svend 05/27/2017 at 18:48

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That. Is. Brilliant.

I am heading to Amazon!

ttyymmnn > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/27/2017 at 18:50

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A good bottle of wine is one you like.

Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/27/2017 at 18:54

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Before you head over to Amazon.

I want your help.

What should I have to drink?

Corona and lime, Hop House 13, Budweiser Budvar, Sam Miguel or Jameson?

TheHondaBro > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/27/2017 at 18:55

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I see the alcoholic traps are working.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Svend 05/27/2017 at 19:00

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First Corona with lime.

Then Jameson.

Then Hop House.

Then Budvar.

Then San Miguel.

By the time you get to Budvar, everything will taste amazing.

Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/27/2017 at 19:05

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FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/27/2017 at 19:38

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Sorry about your problem. Me and my sangria are problem free over here.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Svend 05/27/2017 at 19:38

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Yes.

facw > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/27/2017 at 20:13

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ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 05/28/2017 at 01:38

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I extend this to scotch and cigars as well. If you find something you really like that also happens to not cost a fortune, then you win.